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"One of the things I love about the 21st century is being told "Mazel tov!" on my ordination as a female Episcopal priest by a gay bishop who's about to go to the inauguration of the biracial President whose middle name is Hussein.” – Grace (on Table Talk)
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"I thought I was so clever! I’m not. I’m a plagiarising fuck with amnesia.” – Margaret
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"Fine – it was the revolution of 1830. But it was French. With French people. And French words. And French soldiers. And French stuff.” – Catherine
"And sheep in overcoats.” – Margaret
"YES. I’d forgotten about that. What else went with sheep in overcoats?” – Catherine
"I don’t remember.” – Margaret
"Woodpeckers in space! That’s what it was!” – Catherine
"Oh yeah!!!” - Margaret
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"Hey, I let him pick the national anthem for our country – what more does he want?” – Margaret
"What was the national anthem again?” – Catherine
"Barbie Girl.” – Margaret
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"So, if I fancy a guy, all I have to do is trick him into selling me some chicken.” – Catherine
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"This survey makes me realise how grown-up and mature I really am. I have a cat and a washer-dryer.” – Catherine
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"Now I have to go watch ‘Hot Lesbian Sex Party In My Pants.’ I’m hoping it will uphold traditional Christian values, but I’m just not sure!” – Catherine
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"I think you should apologise to my ovaries!” – Margaret
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"It includes vomiting and sock puppets, which is all you really need for an evening’s entertainment.” – Margaret
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"Because Heaven works in accordance with the provisions of the 1862 Homestead Act, as we all know.” – Margaret
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"That’s the point when you realise you’re 3,000 miles away from the people you love, you’re fat, and you don’t believe in God any more. – Catherine
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