2013, Part I.

"Starting 2013 as I mean to go on: slightly drunk, talking about sheep skulls, in possession of ChapStick, and not wearing underwear." - Margaret

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"It was basically a weekend-long panic attack, interspersed with bouts of binge drinking.  It was BRILLIANT." - Margaret

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"EVERYBODY knows that a fruit bat in utero means you secretly hate your mother." - Liz

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"The feeling as he entered me was like ... a penguin. Diving into a ... sauna." - Malcolm writes his own version of "Fifty Shades of Grey"

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"A PINE MARTEN would have been a lot more decisive there." - Margaret

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"So we'll retrieve my knickers from the pub and then get some lunch." - Margaret

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"I'm going to Google Mr. Head." - Moray 

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"Rapey AND racist!" - Margaret
"Rapeyracist dot com!" - Catherine
"Know your market!" - Pam

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"Can I flip your goose?" - Malcolm
"Only if you buy it dinner first." - Catherine

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"You're a girl.  Do you wanna have fun?" - Malcolm
"Yes." - Margaret
"But do you JUST wanna have fun?" - Malcolm
"No." - Margaret
"Pop culture has LIED to me." - Malcolm