* * *
"There's a fairly short time limit to being able to pass off steroid-filled ferrets as poodles." - Marion
* * *
"I can imagine a bunch of crazed Alaskans running around in diapers on Christmas day. I really can." - Margaret
* * *
"I can't suck your schwenkfelder - I'm looking for my shuttlewart." - Margaret
* * *
"You hate llamas and roadkill. You fascists." - Margaret
* * *
"You guys make Alaskans dressed as Baby Jesus cry." - Catherine
* * *
"The table is such a mess -
it's all covered with pate and wrapping paper." - Margaret
* * *
"I
think you're doing something right if your characters are on an epic undercover
mission to kill you." - Catherine
* * *
"Every good story ends with tap
dancing sheep." -Malcolm
* * *
"This
is a communist household. 'From each according to their ability, to each
according to their needs'." - Margaret
"So I'm Stalin and you're Chairman
Mao." - Malcolm
"... is this some sort of kinky roleplay thing?" - Margaret
"If we can get the costumes and moustaches sorted out, sure." -
Malcolm
"So will there be a permanent revolution ... in your pants?" -
Margaret
"There'll definitely be a long march." - Malcolm
* * *
"Could you get some milk and dry cat food? Because I need to make
carbonara." - Margaret
* * *
"I had
such good intentions yesterday - brought sunscreen, brought a bottle of water,
etc. But the sunscreen washed off, the water got contaminated with moat water
so I threw it at people instead, and then I drank Chinese bathtub liquor all
day. - Catherine
"You are, of course, a miserable excuse for a person, crafted from the scrapings of Satan's filthiest codpiece. But at least you have cheese." - Pam
