We lost a lot of quotes when the computer was stolen – that's why there's been such a gap. But here are the ones that remain.
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"That's the kind of mum I hope I'm going to be." - Margaret
"What, a duvet cover?" - Malcolm
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“You know things are getting bad when a call centre hangs up on you.” - Malcolm
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"She says 'yoga retreat' the way other people might say 'concentration camp'." - Catherine
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Pam: I can't believe they were going to release a motorbike called the Honda Smash. That's like having one called the Yamaha Carnage.
Cat: The Honda Oh God The Blood It's Everywhere.
Pam: The Kawasaki THE HORROR.
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"It always ends with interpretive dance, Margaret. Always." - Sarah Day
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"Come sit here on the couch next to me so I can watch your Bulgarian television." - Marion, from ages ago
