"I worry about the time that passes
between me and my death." – Moray, on why he doesn’t read more
"When the heart is pure, the
sofabed opens like the lotus flower. But when the heart is full of wickedness,
the sofabed gets stuck halfway open and then makes a noise like 'KER-CRUNCH'
and causes one to swear in creative ways." – Margaret
"Kitten jumpitude today is at red
level." - Margaret
"Jumpitude patrols are on
standby." - Malcolm"
"Warning: kitten jumpitude has been
observed in your local area. Citizens are advised to take cover and await
further instructions." - Margaret
"I'm bisexual when it comes to
bacon." – Margaret
"I was born on November 12,
1963." - Harlequin
"Ten days before Kennedy was
assassinated." - Margaret
"... alibi ... ?" – Moray
Who's Harlequin?
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