"So you got to go out with the girls last night while I stayed home and cleaned sweetcorn out of the bathtub." - Malcolm
* * *
"This chair is dirty and I need to clean it." - Margaret
"It is dirty because of caticles. Caticles in catacombs. Singing canticles." - Malcolm
* * *
"Your subconscious is full of books and storms and churches and interior decorating and RAGE." - Catherine
* * *
"Right. I'm going to have some celery. With mayonnaise. Because that's how fucking hard I am." - Malcolm
* * *
"I've
juggled with empty wine bottles before. They have a neck to get
purchase on, so it's better than milk bottles, but still probably not a
great idea. But
honestly, if you have three empty wine bottles, you're probably not
making the best decisions anyway." - Malcolm
Saturday, 23 March 2013
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