2012, Part V

"It's rehydration through the power of racism!" - Catherine

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"I just want to see a robot in MC Hammer pants!!" - Pam

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"So, it's Barney Miller and Optimus Time - robot from the future - in MC Hammer pants ..." - Pam

"AND THEY FIGHT CRIME." - Margaret

"Stop!  Miller time!" - Pam

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"It makes a great conversation piece!" - Margaret

"Yes - would you like some chips and dip?" - Pam

"In the skull of a French hobo?" - Margaret

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"Did it start with a discussion of the local parking authority?" - Malcolm

"No." - Margaret

"Then it's not GOOD porn, IS it?" - Malcolm

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"So I'm searching for a book called 'Children's Ministry that Fits' - Amazon gave me that, but also 'hairdressers' single tap shampoo hose attachment'." - Margaret

"Well, I think that's important.  I mean - if you don't have good hair ..." - Malcolm

"Then Jesus doesn't love you?" - Margaret

"Pretty much, yes." - Malcolm

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“Nun urine and hamster ovaries, Malcolm – that’s what I’m talking about.  It’s also the name of my Black Sabbath tribute band.” – Margaret

“I was thinking more along the lines of a delicious soup.” – Malcolm

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“Green eggs and ham, yum yum yum yum.

When the rain stops, I’ll go shag mum.” – Moray does Dr. Seuss

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“There is no fourth base, Moray.” – Margaret

“Oh, isn’t there?  Oh yes, I remember – I’ve had this problem with Catherine too …” – Moray